Schedule a call with Fuckoffee
Pick a day and a start time. Fuckoffee confirms the time. Replies come in the SplitClub app.
Intro call · 15 minFree, in the SplitClub app. Nothing is booked until it's accepted.
What happens after the call
- You talk it through. What you need, when, and what it costs.
- Fuckoffee sends you an offer in the app: a package, a new offering made for you, or a payment link for the amount you agreed.
- You pay in the app. Pay it yourself or split it.
Get in touch
How SplitClub works
- This page hasn't been claimed yet. SplitClub put it together from public information, so check the details with the business.
- A request books nothing until it's accepted. If it's declined, any card hold is released and anything charged comes back in full.
- The blue check means SplitClub checked the business from public sources. Once the owner claims the page and verifies their ID with Stripe, it says Claimed by owner.
Questions or a problem?
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